Sunny kids

Husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to
Boston.

After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they' re too tired
to
continue, and they decide to stop for a rest.

They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only
plan
to
sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.
When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands
them a
bill for $350.00.
The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so
high. He tells the
clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't
worth
$350.00!
When the clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard rate, the
man
insists on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains
that
the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use.

"But we didn't use them," the man complains
"Well, they are here, and you might have," explains the
Manager.
He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the
shows
for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from
New
York,
Hollywood and Las
Vegas perform here," the manager says.
But we didn't go to any of those shows," complains the man
again.
"Well, we have them, and you might have," the Manager replies.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentions, the man
replies,
"But we didn't use it!"
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and
agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.
The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check.
"But sir," he says, "This check is only made out for
$50.00."
"That's correct," says the man. "I charged you $300.00 for
sleeping with my wife."
"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
"Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here and you
might have."